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i’d have stopped being harry potter’s friend in the first book tbh what do you get out of a friendship where you might die at any minute because he’s basically wizard jesus and people want him and his pals dead

And he blatantly ignores instructions put in place for everyone’s safety, does exactly the opposite of what people normally do in dangerous situations, and acts like he did nothing wrong when these actions get his friends hurt





You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

excuse you lucifer is actually very nice and sassy

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