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I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]

My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous

So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?naturegir

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Lmao wow…

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    Lmao wow…
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    Except Woody’s phrase is “Reach for the sky!” And “reach for the stars” was never in Toy Story. Fail.
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